__.Sir.Mr.Peanut Interview..

Usual standard questions first, you know the easy to answer kind.. Or so we thought.


-> Fansite: Whats your real name.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Paul

-> Fansite: Age.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: 33

-> Fansite: From.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Nottingham UK

-> Fansite: How long have you been a member.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: AGES gotta be close to 3 years

-> Fansite: Whats makes you keep logging in.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: The icon on my desktop, says iPool
-> Fansite: and.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: my password
-> Fansite: and.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Some.. i repeat SOME of the people
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and the game itself, i can be good at pool
-> Fansite: says you

-> Fansite: OK, so what game type do you think you're best at.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: 8ball normal
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: races though
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: 5 best

-> Fansite: And what new 'thing' would you like to see in iPool.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: English pool rules more like english pool rules

-> Fansite: Finish this sentence. The current iPool players are.....?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Changing
-> Fansite: that it.? just changing.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: On the whole good bunch, but more and more demanding than 2 years ago
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and more eager to have a say

-> Fansite: And the current Mod team are.....?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: learning well from me
-> Fansite: lol .. anything else.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Well im biassed... but they do a good job.
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Players dont see what happens alot, if not most of the time
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and mods are easy targets for a slating
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: its a thankless task alot of the time
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: so they either all mental, or good
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: i say good

Questions sent in via the fansite now .. GL pea.


-> JESUS_OF_SUBURBIA: Whats your views on the current mass production of pink and black
__.socks.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Pink socks.. GOOD. Black socks.. GOOD
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Pink AND black
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: bit suss to say the least

-> JESUS_OF_SUBURBIA: if you where a sheep, would u do another sheep.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: like an impression.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: “im going to do a sheep.. BAHHHHHHHHH”
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: bit of crappy party trick but i guess it depends on the situation

-> JESUS_OF_SUBURBIA: have u ever tried to chat up a woman and found out she is a man.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: No
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Although SA is freakishly strong
-> Fansite: yeah strong in mind, she gotta be to be married to you
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: blah blah

-> JESUS_OF_SUBURBIA: who did u want to hit the most with a pool cue at the meets.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Well the 1st - NOBODY
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the 2nd, a guy from Newcastle who used to play here
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: i think i did tell him i was going too
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the last one
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the manager for forgetting to turn off a table and trying to charge us

-> P-I-M-P: whats urs and Shirley's sex life like.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: You really think i ever ask her, so i cant fully answer that question
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: although mine is awesome
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: TY
-> Fansite: hahahahaha
-> Fansite: just the answer i'd expect from you pea

-> P-I-M-P: Do u polish your bald head.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: No, the shine is a natural result of rampant furious drying with a towel after a
__.shower

-> general.jams: if u were gay who would u most wanna have sex with.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Still be Kylie Minogue
-> Fansite: erm ..
-> Fansite: answer a bit different eh.? LOL
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: erm
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Tom Selleck - aka Magnum P.I.
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I mean im no woman but thats a fine chunk of man right there beby
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and the car
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: cool
-> Fansite: is he ?? u sure
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the tash would tickle...
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: never mind
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: next

-> blainey29: u are a bit of a joker, wot joke game would u have on ipool.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Just 6 balls to pot, and theres a HUGE hole in the middle of the table
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: kinda like a black hole
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and the balls get sucked into it
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: yeah simething jokey like that
-> Fansite: LMAO
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: would be wild that eh
-> Fansite: moving on

-> blainey29: if Shirley did something she could be banned for .. would you ban her.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Damn straight
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: simple as
-> Fansite: really.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: hell ye
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: then be in her face for months
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: saying HAHAHAHA alot

-> RoNaLdO_7: who do you think is the best player.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Patata - old days. He had scary stats
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Huge win loss ratio and a 5 sec shot time
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: these days
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: theres too many

-> JoE_MeIsTeR: Pool or snooker.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: pool 90% snooker 10%

-> R.I.P_ReVoLuTiOn: since you have no hair on ur head, does it congregate on your nipples.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: My hair didnt fall OUT my head
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: it fell through, and now is coming out my nose and ears
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:
-> Fansite: ewwwwwwww, thats a bit to much info

-> Entente: do u like football, and if so, which team u support.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: no
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: so NONE

-> Whalley: Lynx or right guard.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Lynx
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Right guard leaves that white crap all over ya little black numbers when ya out
-> Fansite: you have many black numbers.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:

-> Miss_Piggy: how did u come up with the name Sir.Mr.Peanut.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Peanut is my 'real life' nickname, has been for about 15 years
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I was originally Peanut in Pool
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: but when i signed for forum Peanut was taken
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I thought Mr Peanut
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: taken
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Sir Peanu
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: taken
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Sir Mr Peanut
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: YAY
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: So i changed game name to match
-> Fansite: wow, go back abit ... how did u get the nickname peanut to begin with.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Chud, a mate from back then said my head looked like one
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Peanut head
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: evolved, for ease of saying to Peanut
-> Fansite: LOL

-> UnLeAsHeD: Your in the final of an 8 ball pro elite tourney, it's 8 - 8, race to 9, you to break,
__.do you play safe, or go for the run out.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Go for the run
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I'd rather fail trying than fail NOT trying
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: then if i miss, i just hope my opponent was you and i know i get a 2nd bite

-> GumBo: seeing as im ur 2nd account, does that make ME YOU, or YOU ME.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: yes
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: hi me
-> Fansite: ok, time to move on, a bit surreal

-> jakenic1: what is the hardest thing about living with SA.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: take away the "whats the hardest bit about" from your question
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: you have your answer
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:
-> Fansite: thats not nice

-> Noops: the road trip vid on fansite .. whats that all about then.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I was very hungover, and had a new ickle camcorder from Xmas...
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: It seemed a fun thing to do at the time
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: i know, and i apologise

-> Noops: You look like Captain Jean Luc Picard so tell me this .. How do i set my laser printer on
__.stun.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Just say "make it so" then "engage"
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: job done gl with it m8

-> Noops: You like cheese ... tell me this. What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need
__.cheese shredders.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Cheese is the answer to everything.. life, love and the universe
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Most mortal men cannot possibly be entrusted with such diverse information
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: So God, in his wisdom, invented a way of keeping it safe
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: until a true hero emerges to show us all the way
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Thats why Toast was invented too btw
-> Fansite: LOL .. how much can u talk nonsense about nothing in particular
-> Fansite: lmao
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: All day if ya like

-> Noops: Do hummingbirds hum coz they dont know the words.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: No... poor fool
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: They HUM because they havent got showers that small

-> Noops: Do you believe in elves, pixies eskimos and fairies.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: All of the above, except eskimoes
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Who would believe that people live in igloos, houses made of ice and snow
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: yeah right
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: do i look that stupid to fall for an obvious trick question
-> Fansite: wot if i tell u they do exist
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: then i tell you to look forward to the tooth fairy coming
-> Fansite: and btw, yeah u do look that stupid
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: fankoo

-> Noops: Is sexual harrasment at work a problem for the self employed.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I work on my own.. and its a massively under-estimated issue
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: especially at 6am alone with just an empty building and a hoover
-> Fansite:

-> Noops: Ever considered a toupe.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: No.. i have a Ford Galaxy and a Renault Espace...
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Third car just seems impractical tbh
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: plus i dont like VW's

-> Noops: How did u feel after SA won the fansite 8 ball pro tourney.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: 2 answers for this
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the real one - She did ever so well,
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: as she prefers harder games cos she concentrates more
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Answer all the pie-mashers wanna hear
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: We were very proud of our achievement, WE WE WE
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: If you know us, you'll know which is the real answer

-> Noops: It was a very long tourney, does ur index finger hurt after it.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: NO

-> Whalley: im 14, hows it feel that someone half ur age is better than u.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Who we talking about here? u got a mate who plays iPool or something
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:

-> Gimme_A_Break.: why do u want penguins to rule the world, wot they gonna do 4 ya.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Remember that i posted on the forum about them ruling the world.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: They may only be penguins, but they cant just dismiss my involvement
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: in their rise to domination and ignore me on the way up
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: ill have it all
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: ALLLLLLLLL I TELL YA

-> whizzy: Is there anything you dont like about being a mod.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Yeah.. you dont get to play, ya know just play.
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: One day, when i was an iPool lad, i was quite good,
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: even very good. Now im just POOP.
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and players when they argue about whats happened to other players
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: You know whats happened, cant tell them, but they
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: go NUTS at ya anyway

-> jakenic1: jam, marmalade, or lemon curd on toast.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Marmalade - NO, thats just wrong
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Lemon Curd - NO, cos its too close to Lemon Turd,
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: so i giggle when i eat and spit toast out
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Gotta be Jam then
-> Fansite: your way of thinking is quite scary and funny all rolled into 1, how do u manage that ??
-> Fansite:
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: If i knew the answer to that, i wouldnt be half the man
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: (big steaming hunk of man i might add) that i am today
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: its natural

-> Mag: what is ur current view on the growing number of goons on the game.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Goons is a very over-used term, most are just too stupid to be true goons
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: so i cant really answer

-> Mag: if u had an extra nipple (nubbin) in the middle of the other 2, which 1 would u play with
__.1st and why.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Well the middle one... then i would show off about it to my m8's
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and wear tight FAME like tshirts to show it off

-> Mag: if right said fred were to be reformed but the lead singer was not able to join would u
__.consider.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: yeah, but they'd have to sack his brother
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: he seems a bit 'odd' to me

-> rossiter18.: me and my g/f went out 4 a meal, her m8 came 2, but her m8 got frisky under
__.table with her foot (if you know what I mean) how do i tell my g/f.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the question is WHY to tell your girlfriend
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: unless her m8 was a bit ewwwwwwwww

-> ChelseaFC: whats your fav shampoo.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Shoulders
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: the new one from the makers of 'head n shoulders'
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: bit of 80's comedian content there
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut:

-> FamousSi: Do you ever wonder if dyslexic people can fully appreciate alphabet soup.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Of course they can
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: they can spell many many more words, or so they think, than everyone else

-> FamousSi: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: YES

-> FamousSi: Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I find it a bit un-nerving that you had a week to come up with questions
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and the best you could do was those
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: awwwwwwww

The table opens to the lobby, heres the edited version below.


-> 8ballgod.returns: do you shave your head or are you just bald.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: both, shave COS im bald
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: hate that whole comb over look

-> LoopyH-A: what is SA like to be married to.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: SA is like being married to SA's mum
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: only more bendy

-> LcMoNeY: Are you secretly ginger.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Ginger
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: NO
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Ginger is a thing god made to help ugly people have an excuse for being ugly

-> jakenic1: How did u discover iPool.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: typed online pool into google

-> P-I-M-P: how many beers u drink a week.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: I dont drink many beers a week, drinking is for OUT, and i have no life.

-> P-I-M-P: whats the difference between me and lcmoney? he gay ye.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Lc is MORE gayerer

-> LcMoNeY: why cant you spell.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: i donnu du i

-> Gimme_A_Break: SA or ipool.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: iPool

-> THEWHEELIEBIN: wot type of music u listen to.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Sam Brown
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: and then owt else

-> LcMoNeY: How did shirley break that mattress.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: She didnt
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: we did
-> LcMoNeY: how is it possible to break a mattress.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: go to Belfast
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: meet a girl
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: stop being so LUKE'ish and u'll find out luke

-> LcMoNeY: why did it take you and shirley an hour to open the table.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: cos she cant type fast

__.*** Pred joins the table ***

-> LcMoNeY: is pred ugly.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: no hes a sweet handsome hunk of a man
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: who i would happily take to meet my mummy

-> LcMoNeY: do you answer questions.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: no
-> LcMoNeY: u just did

-> (lol): how did you feel when romulans invaded Vulcan.?
-> (lol): answer please, jean luc
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: Devestated, they signed the treaty along with everyone else, it was just crap
__.to break it so soon afterwards

-> LcMoNeY: you think david semen was any good.? or just a fool with a gammy moustache.?
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: David semen is a legend
-> Sir.Mr.Peanut: With a gammy moustache

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